- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Women's rights.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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