- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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