Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Anti Joke

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