Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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HOLY COW!

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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