- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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