- Anti Joke

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.