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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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