What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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