- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Okay.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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