Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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