- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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