why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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