- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

2 black kids walk into school

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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