How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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