- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

i just wrote this so hard

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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