Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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