- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Penis.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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