what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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