What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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My jeans

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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