- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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