- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

you dint have to be a jew matt

What comes after 69? 70

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

A cat playing laser tag.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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