- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Your existance.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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