Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Black People

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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