What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Well this is pointless.....

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

A train poops its pants.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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