- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

KILL WHITEY

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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