- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

think twice or at least think

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What did the fish say after he

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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