- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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