- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

The cream, it is coming

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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