- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Your mother just died.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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