- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

no

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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