Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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