- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

XD Jackass.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Who invented apple? God

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

JUST KIDDING^

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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