"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

women's rights

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

don't just stand there

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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