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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Dwight Howard

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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