What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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