- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Prostitution is bad.......

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

when debbie meets downer

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

my mind's eye?

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why didn't he finish his

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Abortion

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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