- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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