- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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