Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

The Colts this year.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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