why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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