GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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