- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

poop.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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