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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

So FDR walks into a bar.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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