this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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