Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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