- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??