- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

whats black white and red all over an abused child

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Irish sobriety

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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