What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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