Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Kevin and Ramin

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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