- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? hope

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

woman's rights

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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