- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

all jokes aside...

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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