- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

There once was this guy and he fell down

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Knock knock Shut up

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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