- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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