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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

batman farted so hes retarded

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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