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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Screw it you write the joke.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

i like turtles

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

women's rights

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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