- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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