How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Mitt Romney

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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