What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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