What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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