- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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