What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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The Qur'an

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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