What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock knock Go away

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

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