- Anti Joke

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.