What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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