- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Feminism.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

kill yourself

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

womens rights

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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