i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

I love you

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Get it? More.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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