- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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