- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

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