- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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