What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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