- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

rent a cops

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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