Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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womens rights

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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