roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Matthew Baker

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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