- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A paralysed man falls over.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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