roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

penis in the camel

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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