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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Women's Rights

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

"...."-Hellen Keller

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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