Waffles ate my grandma

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

My love life

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

2 + 2 = 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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