What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Anti Joke

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