I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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