- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

I'm homeless.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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