Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Anti Joke

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