- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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