- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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