how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Matthew Baker

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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