If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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