- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's your blood type? Red.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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