Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What's big and purple? Barney

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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