What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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