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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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