What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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