- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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