- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

My wife made me a sandwich

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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