Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

HELLO EVERYONE

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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