In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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ure mama's so fat

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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