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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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