Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

People...

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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