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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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