Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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