There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

osama bin laden is dead

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

thumb_up thumb_down -15

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops