- Anti Joke

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.