- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black student graduated High School

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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