- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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