- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

run farther?

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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