What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

I love pissing people off :P

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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