What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Your girlfriend.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

France had one revolution

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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