What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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