- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

women's rights.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

matt is fat

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

a irish man walks past a bar

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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