- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Your mother just died.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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