- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Christianity.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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