- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

black people swimming

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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