How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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CFL

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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