- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything