what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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DEATH.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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