Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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