- Anti Joke

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Connor is homosexuaI

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)