COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Get it? More.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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