what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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i committed murder

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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no rasist joks

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1d

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