- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

I'm Coming

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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