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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

ask me if im a door yes

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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