Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Hello.

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Boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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