- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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