What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

so how about that irline food

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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