What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Anti Joke

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