- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats white? A fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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