What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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