- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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