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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

So, this joke isn't funny.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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