How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

WNBA

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Anti Joke

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