- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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