- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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