A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

James Patrick Campbell

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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