Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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