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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

This isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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