Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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