- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??