- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the new green? Green

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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