- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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