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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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