There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

i found waldo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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