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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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