- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

WNBA

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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