why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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A child walks into a classroom.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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