- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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