- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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