- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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