- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Thats what she said

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