There once was this guy and he fell down

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Chris is hairy

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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