What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

This is an anti- joke

Poop.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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