- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did john say to bob Hey bob

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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