- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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