- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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