Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Anti Joke

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