- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

knock knock There's no door

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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