Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why can't february march Because april may

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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