An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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WILLYS

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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