Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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