- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Your Mom

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Womens rights

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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