- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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