- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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