- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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