- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

My spelling is horrible

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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