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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Im cute hehehee

I shot a bitch.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

knock knock

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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