Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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