- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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