- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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