Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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