Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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