- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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