- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

The game.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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