How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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