- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

This isn't funny.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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