- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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