- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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