What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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