- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Thats what she said

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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