- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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