what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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