- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

whats 2+2? math.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

TRICERATOPS!

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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