Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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I like the color potato.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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