What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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