How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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no rasist joks

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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