how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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