I'm Coming

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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thomas!!!!

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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