- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Title IX

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Gus's mom

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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