Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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baloney sandwich

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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