Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Anti Joke

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