- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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