- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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