A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What's one plus one? two.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Boob

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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A car walks into a bar.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Anti Joke

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