- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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