Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Fat people

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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