Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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