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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Connor is homosexuaI

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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