- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

I C U P White stuff

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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