What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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