What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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