A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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