- Anti Joke

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator