Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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j.p. is dumb

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Where's my tractor?

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Chicken

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