- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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