- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

what are you mike bibby?

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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