Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

The Morman Religion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Connor is homosexuaI

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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