Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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when debbie meets downer

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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my mind's eye?

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Neil Lewis

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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