A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

1+2 = 6

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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