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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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