What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Once, I went to Peru.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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