- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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