What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Penis

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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