- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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