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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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