- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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