- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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