What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How come anti jokes r funny

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Amanda Knox walks home free.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

thumb_up thumb_down -2

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops