- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

roses are red violets are indigo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Who is John Galt?

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Lil Wayne

Why did the dog die? He was old

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

PIED NINNY!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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