What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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