A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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