What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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