why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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