- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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