- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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