- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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