Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

can you pass the soap?

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

knock knock who's there ?

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Ily bae

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Justin Beiber

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A black student graduated High School

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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