- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

I have read the terms and conditions

your mum

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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