- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

So a seal walks into a club.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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