How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Dumbledore dies.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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