- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

rent a cops

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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