- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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