- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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