Joesph Triphook.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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it's funny because it's funny

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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