- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Justin with a hat.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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