- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Knock knock, COME IN!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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