- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

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