What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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