- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

I walk into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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