What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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The EPA.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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