Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Poop...

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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