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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What stops a train? A missile

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What stops a train? A missile

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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