- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Women's rights.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

TIMMY

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Jersey Shore.

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