KOOKABURRA

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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