- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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