- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

I walk into a bar...

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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