How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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