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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

"Knock knock..." "come in"

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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