Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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