- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

This is funny.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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