Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Christ is a conspiracy

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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