- Anti Joke

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How tall is oprah.. 5'7