Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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mexicans fishing

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Anti Joke

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