Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A bar walks into a man

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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