Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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