Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

I used to know what alzheimers was

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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