A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

yolo your orange looks orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

A man penetrates another man.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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