- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Penis.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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