- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

being sober in a bar fight

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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